Totally lost in my thoughts today...

Yes, I did just send Lazy Love a text letting him know that I do not feel like flying into the D tomorrow because #1 I'm lazy, #2 I'm eligible for an upgrade on my phone as of tomorrow and I really want a new fuckin phone, and #3 I am more interested in a new phone than some dick.
Even though I could really use some all over butterfly kisses right about now.

Yes, this bitch here is OUT OF ORDER.
(His penis is being well taken care of i'm sure, so I will be at the Verizon store tomorrow :-)

Back to my thoughts...